Shock and awe

Well, it's been a long time since that phrase was coined.  However, very apropos for the previous 2 minutes of my life.  Envision the scene.... me, sitting down to my desk thinking "I really need to get my letter done for this year."  OK.  Cup of coffee, check, desk chair, check, desk, check, laptop working, check.  Start up MS Word, check, go to open 2008 family letter.....uh, why does it stop at 2000?!  Uhhhhhhhhh.....MOMMY!!!!!!! "Oh, right, I migrated everything over to MS Publisher, duh!"....OK, please call off the special forces team I'd summoned to the house .... shew, there they all are, happily resting their old tired bits ......sigh....